I love glasses. Most of the guys I have dated wore glasses. In 8th grade I lied on the eye exam to get glasses, big red frames, a la Sally Jessy Raphael. I also own a pair of much cuter fake ones from Urban Outfitters.
Well I now have a new pair... Onion goggles.
I have now used them and can testify that they really work. I am extremely sensitive to onions; my eyes water and hurt for hours after cutting them. But not today, today I wore these awesome pink goggles and my eyes feel great. As an added bonus, the guy who sold them to me at In Good Taste told me he wears them on his bike to keep the wind and dirt out of his eyes. And since I bought the pink ones, part of the proceeds go to breast cancer research.
Mmmm, cucumber tomato salad and my mascara's intact; it's a good day!