They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But can six words be worth more than six words? After reading
this book, I absolutely think so.
Not Quite What I Was Planning, written by all sorts of people and edited by
Smith Magazine, contains hundreds of six-word memoirs. The intro says, "Legend has it that Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in six words. Papa came back swinging with, "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." And the six-word story was born." Hemingway's story is heart-rending. This book contains some that are just as bleak, others that are full of happiness, humor, sarcasm, or hope. Here are a few of my favorites...
Seventy years, few tears, hairy ears. - Bill Querengesser
Saw the world, now where's home? - Hannah Silverstein
Quietly cultivating my inner Lynda Carter. - Joanna Sheehan
Many risky mistakes, very few regrets. - Richard Schnedl
Happy now that I know myself. - Anne Maiwald
Hope my obituary spells "debonair" correctly. - Gregg Easterbrook
Asked and answered, asshole, next question. - Joe Lockhart (funnier if you know he was the White House Press Secretary during the Clinton impeachment trials)
Five feet, but in your face. - Toby Berry (for my short mom who, when people meet her, has been told that she sounded taller on the phone)
Full life; impossible to summarize in - Matt Love
Underachieving... but willing to overcompensate halfheartedly. - Frank J. Lepiane
Well, I thought it was funny. - Stephen Colbert
(If he said it, I'm pretty sure it was funny)
This imperfect life, perfect for perfectionist. - Sarah Gardner
Put whole self in, shook about. - Melissa Delzio
(I just liked this one but turns out she's a graphic designer from Portland)
Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington
(love her or hate her, reinvention is good)
I'm the fine print; read closely. - Kristina Grish
Must remember: people, gadgets. That order. - Brian Lam
I can resist everything except temptation. - Carolina Conte
Smart, humble, shy. Notice me, please? - Ryan Kucera (this one could be mine)